how does a commercial become the center point of my post?

i'm watching my shows tonight.

greys and private practice.

i just saw a commercial.

about karate.

it made me start to think about karate.

i took karate.

for like a year.

i started as a white belt.

(duh)

then i grew up and was a yellow belt.

i was getting real good.

then i got a green belt.  

i was fucking kicking asses and taking names.

then i quit. 

people were started to find out and i thought they were going to test my skills.

i didn't want to have to show them my skills.

or more like i thought i was going to be a loser.

who the hell takes karate?

yup me.

i do.

well i did.

i just naturally know how to kick ass now.

ok.

this is random.

this weekend i saw "its pimpin' pimpin'"

a stand-up comedy routine from kat williams.

pretty much i almost peed i was laughing so hard.

hilarious.

my favorite part,

"poor little tink tink"

watch it.

its a must. 

holy shit you will die.

cause i almost did.

it will make your day oh so much better.

thats all i got.

my life has been boring the past few days.

i'm going to the mall tomorrow though.

that is always interesting.

anyways.

you know the drill.

BELIEVE